i guilted a straight guy into a dick pick bc i was really high and it was my birthday. for some reason that was enough for him. that’s it. that’s literally all i told him. high. birthday. *dik pic*
we can’t all be fucking wizards at straight boy manipulation! it’s an art, not a science. and i feel like the only thing i have learned from studying at the feet of the master all these years is that i barely understand what is possible let alone how to go about it.
Mouse over text on the comic’s webpage: “I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.”